Velcro Fanny Pack
You won't find anything with more velcro surface area. We know velcro, baby. Its actually kind of a problem. There's velcro everywhere. My stepchildren think I own a "velcro company". Maybe I do.  We also know our customers respect quality...
$24.99
SNITCHES GET STITCHES BOX CUTTER
ONLY BLUE AND YELLOW IN STOCK NOW. I can't think of a better pair than these and our Little Bitch Folding Razors. We won't ask what you're using these for, either. We'll assume they're just for boxes. 4" X .8" Retractable Razor Replaceable Razor Blade Did...
$5.99
"I'M LOVIN' IT" PENNYWISE PVC PATCH
Clowns are creepy as fuck. So we combined the two scariest ones. Who wouldn't want to hire this guy for their child's 3rd birthday party? We did it about 3 years ago and both children and parents still haven't stopped...
$7.99
"ET PHONE HOME" DIAL-UP PATCH
90s kids get it. When you wanted to surf the net and Ask Jeeves all of life's questions, but you couldn't because your mom was gossiping on the phone with some other neighborhood yenta.... Then you're logged on to your...
$8.99
"A SALT RIFLE" PVC PATCH
Puns and guns, what more do you need? We're pun-stoppable!  My friend got pulled over and the cop drew a gun on him. Luckily the ink washed off in a couple of days. This patch is equipped with pretzel salt. ...
$6.99
"I HAVE A LARGE ROOSTER" MORALE PATCH
Show off your gigantic rooster! It's big enough for the record books. Any questions people have about your farming skills and equipment will be answered by this patch designed and created by Tactical Outfitters. 4" by 2" Patch Hook and loop...
$6.99
"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS" MORALE PATCH
If people see you wearing it and get offended, then "Fuck Your Feelings" is exactly what they need to hear. There are bigger problems in this world than jokes on the internet. Pairs nicely with our "Recrationally Outraged" patch. Made by our friends from Tactical...
$6.99
PUSSY MORALE PATCH
What can we even say about this patch? It's very self explanatory. Celebrate the female body in one of its forms. We're not shaming any other body type here so keep your pants on. See also the similar poster style Pizza patch, and the sticker...
$7.99
"Start Shit Get Bit" Morale Patch
Don't start nothing, won't be nothing. The patch pretty much sums it up. It doesn't just apply to dogs. Designed and created by Tactical Outfitters. 4" by 2.1" Patch Velcro Backed Patch I bet this dog runs faster than your mouth.
$6.99
BYE FELICIA MORALE PATCH
The Bye Felicia Morale Patch by Violent Little Machine Shop and artist extraordinaire, Grumpy Pencil. There isn't anything quite like telling Felicia to shove off when she wants to borrow your car. From one of the best 90's hood movies to...
$6.99
"DO ME A FAVOR, AND STFU" WONKA PATCH
Our world-famous "Literally" and "Daddy Issues" White Girl Seltzer patches/stickers were insane hits... we had to bring out another flavor... and another. This flavor is Entitled.  Entitled as in, "I have Mummy & Daddy money, so I'm better than you and should get preferential...
$6.99
"ENTITLED" WHITE GIRL HARD SELTZER MORALE PATCH
Our world-famous "Literally" and "Daddy Issues" White Girl Seltzer patches/stickers were insane hits... we had to bring out another flavor... and another. This flavor is Entitled.  Entitled as in, "I have Mummy & Daddy money, so I'm better than you and should get preferential...
$8.99
"LITERALLY" WHITE GIRL HARD SELTZER MORALE PATCH
The morale patch is "Literally" flavored.  Where did all these hard seltzers come from, anyway? They certainly do the trick, so no wonder they have taken America by storm. You're next Canada...maple syrup flavored, like other regional favorites like All-Dressed...
$8.99
SHOOTERS MORALE PATCH
Hoot hoot. Owls are wise, and they have big eyes, and they love shooting, and everybody knows that owls love looking at tits dressed up like its Daytona Beach spring break 1983. My grandmother took me to a Hooters in...
$7.99
"FOLLOW ME ON ONLYFANS" MORALE PATCH
Did you ever think you'd see the day? You know, it's acceptable (by some) for an Insta profile to be accompanied with an OnlyFans signup link? We are slowly going backward... Your Great Gam Gam up in Heaven is shaking her...
$7.99
AR15 2A Morale Patch
Made from PVC rubber Includes additional loop field lined sheet for sewing onto clothes or protecting hook back when not in use
$8.99
Skull Morale Patch - Swat
$8.99
  • Swat
  • Arid
  • Glow
Skull Morale Patch - Swat
Made from PVC rubber Includes additional loop field lined sheet for sewing onto clothes or protecting hook back when not in use
$8.99
  • Swat
  • Arid
  • Glow
American Eagle Morale Patch
Made from PVC rubber Includes additional loop field lined sheet for sewing onto clothes or protecting hook back when not in use
$8.99
Cold Dead Hands Morale Patch - Arid
Made from PVC rubber Includes additional loop field lined sheet for sewing onto clothes or protecting hook back when not in use
$8.99
  • Arid
  • Swat
Major League Shooter Morale
Made from PVC rubber Includes additional loop field lined sheet for sewing onto clothes or protecting hook back when not in use
$8.99
Soldier Skull Morale Patch
Made from PVC rubber Includes additional loop field lined sheet for sewing onto clothes or protecting hook back when not in use
$8.99
Pit Bull Morale Patch - Arid
Made from PVC rubber Includes additional loop field lined sheet for sewing onto clothes or protecting hook back when not in use
$8.99
  • Arid
  • Swat
Soldier Girl Morale Patch - Swat
Made from PVC rubber Includes additional loop field lined sheet for sewing onto clothes or protecting hook back when not in use
$8.99
  • Arid
  • Swat
Game Over Morale Patch - Arid
Made from PVC rubber Includes additional loop field lined sheet for sewing onto clothes or protecting hook back when not in use
$8.99
  • Arid
  • Swat

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